Potentially funny thoughts from a local comic
The CVS robot calls me every time I have a prescription. Then I get reminders about every prescription that has ever expired since the beginning of time. I only have one regular prescription, but I think I get more calls from CVS than all other calls combined. The voice of the CVS robot is annoying,…
How much money does the average American adult spend per year, trying to impress people? How much money did I spend last year, trying to impress people? Let’s say I went to a cabin in the woods where I wouldn’t see anyone for a month. How much money would I save? Makeup: I’d skip it….
When I was in college, I could be happy listening to music in my room and chilling out. I didn’t need to be doing anything major. Why? I had a big goal: to finish four years of college. It was nice to have forced goals back then; adult life is sort of aimless. Wouldn’t it…