Potentially funny thoughts from a local comic
A year ago, I was inspired by Marie Kondo to get rid of much of my clothing. To see what I wore, I turned around every hanger “the wrong way” in my closet, flipping it the “correct” way (facing away from me) only after I wore an item. Before the project even began, I’d purged…
How much money does the average American adult spend per year, trying to impress people? How much money did I spend last year, trying to impress people? Let’s say I went to a cabin in the woods where I wouldn’t see anyone for a month. How much money would I save? Makeup: I’d skip it….
I hate the cliche, “I wear many hats,” because I don’t wear any hats. But I do wear many shoes, and when my shoes talk about me, they probably say that I have multiple personality disorder, aka dissociative identity disorder. My hiking shoes spend lots of time hiking in the mountains. They have the best…